Witchy Tales: A Wicked Witches of the Midwest Fairy Tale Page 2

  “It might be better if you’re not.”

  “I’m going,” I said. “Don’t bother arguing.”

  Landon gave in. “Okay. If that’s the case, then we need to get some sleep. We’re going to need all the energy we can muster if we’re going to take on Aunt Tillie tomorrow morning.”

  “Really? You just want to go to sleep?”

  “Oh, well, I have one last detour I want to make before we travel to dreamland,” he said, giving me a soft kiss. “I want to make sure you’re tired enough to pass out. It’s really for your benefit.”

  “I’m always glad to be your personal charity,” I said, smiling.

  “Be prepared for my donation.” Landon made a face. “Huh, that went to a creepy place I wasn’t really expecting.”

  “Shut up and kiss me,” I ordered. “Morning is going to come before either one of us is ready to deal with it.”

  “Yes, ma’am.”

  The first bed was too hard. The second bed was too soft. The third bed was just right. What’s the lesson here? Don’t touch other people’s stuff or you risk getting eaten by bears.

  – Aunt Tillie’s Wonderful World of Stories to Make Little Girls Shut Up

  Two

  I woke before the alarm clock the next morning, taking the opportunity to stretch languidly before getting a grip on my surroundings. It was still dark, no light filtered through the curtains, and my internal clock was muddled. What woke me?

  I rubbed my bare feet along the sheets, pushing them to my left and searching for Landon’s warm presence. I found only emptiness. I reached over with my hand, thinking he must have rolled to his other side in sleep. Just touching him would be enough to let me settle down and drift off again. There was no sign of him, though.

  I propped myself up on my elbow, scanning the room. It was too dark to see anything and yet I knew Landon wasn’t here. His heavy but always regular breathing couldn’t lull me back to sleep because he wasn’t in bed with me.

  I swore under my breath, threw the covers off and swung my legs over the side of the mattress. He’d gone up to the inn without me; his worry about instigating a scene with Aunt Tillie caused him to sneak out without waking me. Part of me thought it was a sweet gesture. The other part was irritated. I wasn’t a child. I could handle a fight. Heck, I’d grown up with the woman. I was used to fighting with her.

  My bare feet landed on the bedroom floor, and I groped along the rug until I found my jeans, T-shirt and tennis shoes from the night before. I’m not much of a housekeeper. I don’t generally pick up my clothes until it’s time to wash them. At a time like this, my slovenly ways were a godsend.

  I considered brushing my hair, knowing my mother would make a stink if she saw it disheveled, but I was too annoyed to care. I don’t like fighting with Landon, but I could feel a big one brewing. It’s one thing to try to protect me. It’s quite another to take charge. I hate that about him. I love the man dearly, but he often falls into that trap of having to be right. Of course, since I have trouble being wrong, we’re quite the couple.

  I moved around the end of the bed, smacking my shin into something hard, causing me to inadvertently cry out. “What the … ?”

  I aimlessly felt around, my hands running over a hard surface that I recognized as a trunk. The only problem with that realization is that there’s no trunk at the end of my bed. There’s nothing. Had someone moved furniture in the middle of the night and not told me?

  I carefully shuffled across the bedroom floor, slowly extending my feet like antennae in hope I wouldn’t run into another piece of errant furniture that wasn’t supposed to be there. When my outstretched hand hit the wall, I started feeling around for the light switch. After a few seconds of searching, I gave up. Did someone move that, too?

  I pushed open the bedroom door and stepped into the living room, pulling up short and letting my eyes adjust to the brightness. Once they did, I wanted to turn around and go back into the bedroom. I’d walked out into a living room – but not my living room.

  “I … .” I didn’t even know what to say. What do you say when you go to sleep in your own bedroom, your smoking hot boyfriend at your side, and wake up a few hours later alone in a strange house?

  My gaze bounced across the room, confusion and dread braiding to pool heavily in my stomach. I was in a cabin. Well it looked like a cabin. Without seeing the outside of the building there was no sure way to tell.

  Other than the bedroom, which I’d just exited, the cabin consisted of one room. The fireplace on the far side was roaring, an iron pot of … something … steaming above the flames. The sofa appeared to be made out of sawed and split logs, but there were no pillows or cushions to offer comfortable seating. On the other side of the room stood a wooden counter, three bowls placed neatly atop it. That was it. There was nothing else in the room.

  “This has to be a dream.”

  No one answered me. There was no one there to answer. I strode back to the bedroom door and threw it open, narrowing my eyes so I could stare inside. Without a better light source it was hard to make out, but it looked as though there were three beds in the room, including the one I woke up in.

  I ran my hands down my clothes, breathing a sigh of relief when I recognized them. They were my jeans, T-shirt and tennis shoes. I wasn’t wearing someone else’s clothes. What’s going on here?

  For lack of something better to do, I pinched my forearm. The pain shot through me quickly, and it was enough to tell me this wasn’t a dream. Well, mostly. You can’t feel pain in dreams, right?

  I opened my mouth to call out, Landon’s name on the tip of my tongue, but I swallowed the urge when the door of the cabin swung open and three … Oh, holy crap, this has to be a dream. There’s no way I saw what I thought I saw.

  “Oh, I see our guest has finally awakened. How did you sleep, my dear?”

  I’d always been taught that it’s polite to answer a question when it’s asked of you. Of course, I’ve never had the opportunity to talk to a bear. That’s right, a bear. There, standing in the doorway of the tiny cabin, was not one but three of them. They stood on their hind legs, their faces curious, and they stared at me as though I was the anomaly.

  “I … um … I think I’m dreaming.”

  “You’re not dreaming,” the first bear said. “I think I would know if you were dreaming.”

  “Uh-huh.”

  The second bear, the one with the darker coat and bigger snout, pushed past the first bear and ambled in my direction. Instinct took over and I jumped back. “Don’t bite me.”

  “We don’t usually bite people,” the bear said in a gravelly, male-sounding voice. “That’s considered bad manners.”

  “Oh, well, that’s good,” I said, fearfully scanning the cabin. “I … how did I get here?”

  “You let yourself in,” the first bear said. If the second bear’s voice sounded male, this one definitely sounded female. “You were tired, and you needed a place to sleep.”

  “First you tried my bed,” the male bear said. “You said it was too hard.”

  “Then you tried my bed,” the female bear said. “You said it was too soft.”

  The third and smallest bear finally decided to speak. “And then you tried my bed and declared it perfect,” the bear said. The tinny tone of the voice made it hard to ascertain whether it was male or female. “That meant I had to sleep on the floor. In my own home. Thanks for that, by the way.” I couldn’t tell whether it was a boy or a girl, but it definitely sounded like a petulant teenager.

  “Sebastian, there’s no reason to be rude,” the male bear said. “The girl was exhausted. She needed her sleep.”

  “Maybe I was exhausted, too,” Sebastian said. “Did you ever think about that?”

  “Not particularly,” the male bear said. He turned his attention back to me. “Are you hungry?”

  I couldn’t eat if someone put a plate of my favorite cookies in front of me and told me they were calorie-free. “I’m good
.”

  The female bear urged Sebastian away from the door and used her shoulder to push it shut. Since she was a bear, her expression was impossible to read. “So, do you want to tell us how you got here?”

  “I have no idea,” I said. “I’m still convinced this is a dream.”

  “It’s not,” she said. “Trust me.”

  “See, um, I can’t really trust you because you’re a talking bear,” I said.

  “I don’t understand what me being a bear has to do with my trustworthiness,” she replied.

  “Mrs. Bear, the thing is, where I come from bears don’t talk,” I said.

  “My name is Sheila, and I’m confused,” she said. “If bears don’t talk where you’re from, how do you communicate with them?”

  “I generally just run,” I said, “although, to be fair, I’ve never seen a bear anywhere but in a zoo. Some people claim there have been some in the woods that surround our house, but I’ve never seen one. I honestly think Aunt Tillie would frighten bears so they stay away.

  “My cousin Thistle says people are really seeing Bigfoot,” I continued, rambling. “I don’t know what to think. I mean, I went to bed last night with my boyfriend and I woke up in a cabin that belongs to a bunch of talking bears.”

  “I told you she was crazy,” the male bear said. “Didn’t I tell you? Only a crazy person would let themselves into a stranger’s home and try out all the beds in the house.”

  “Craig, please,” Sheila said. “You’re upsetting the girl.”

  “I’m upsetting her?” If bears can look irritated, Craig was doing a mighty fine job. “She’s upsetting me.”

  “And me,” Sebastian chimed in.

  I rubbed the heel of my hand against my forehead, my heart pounding as I tried to ascertain exactly what was happening. “You said that I let myself into your cabin last night and … tried out all your beds,” I said. “That’s what you said, right?”

  Sheila nodded.

  “Did I say anything?”

  “You said you were tired and needed the perfect bed,” Craig said.

  “I have no memory of that,” I said.

  “I’ll bet it’s drugs,” Sebastian said. “She looks like a pothead.”

  “Hey!”

  “I think she’s just confused,” Sheila said. “Maybe she got hit on the head or something.”

  My hand flew up and checked my head, going over the entire expanse twice to see whether I could detect a bump or open wound. There was nothing. Crap. “And we’re entirely sure I’m not dreaming, right?”

  “Why do you keep thinking you’re dreaming?” Craig asked.

  “Because you’re bears … and you’re talking … and I didn’t fall asleep wherever this is,” I replied. “Where is this, by the way?”

  “It’s the woods,” Sheila said.

  “What woods?”

  “Just … the woods.”

  “There’s no name for the woods?” I pressed.

  “What woods have names?”

  “I have no idea,” I said. “I just … I really want to wake up right now. You’re not supposed to fear passing out when you’re dreaming. That doesn’t happen. Oh, and Sherwood Forest is a wooded area that’s named.”

  “You’re not dreaming, pothead,” Sebastian said. “I can’t believe we let a pothead into our house. This is so wrong. All I’ve heard for the past two years is how bad drugs are, and now we have a druggie in our house. This is a great way to set an example.”

  “I am not a druggie,” I snapped. Wait, how do bears know about pot? “I’m just … confused.”

  “This bites the big one,” Sebastian said, throwing himself dramatically on the wooden sofa. “If we’re going to have a human guest, it should at least be someone fun … like Kim Kardashian.”

  I think I was just insulted. “I don’t want to be here any more than you want me to be here, kid,” I said. “I’m just as confused as you are.”

  “Then go,” Sebastian said.

  “Sebastian, stop being rude,” Sheila said. “We can’t kick the girl out when she’s so clearly … unbalanced.”

  “I’m not unbalanced,” I said. “I’m trying to get a handle on all of this. There’s something … off.”

  “Of course there’s something off,” Sebastian said. “You came into our house and slept in all of our beds. You’re crazy.”

  “This is a fairy tale,” I countered.

  “There aren’t any fairies here,” Sheila said. “You don’t see fairies, do you? Because, if you do, I’m going to start wondering if my son is right. You very well may be a pothead.”

  “I’m not a pothead,” I said. “I don’t see fairies. I said this was a fairy tale. There’s a difference.”

  “What’s a fairy tale?” Sebastian asked, interested. “Are they actual tails of fairies? Can you eat them?”

  “I … .” This was the most surreal conversation I’d ever had and I once spent a drunken Sunday afternoon debating what kind of broom Aunt Tillie would fly if she were a fictional witch. “I don’t know what to do.”

  “I think you need something to eat,” Sheila said. “If you get something in your stomach you’ll feel better.”

  “We caught some fish while we were out,” Craig said. “Do you like fish?”

  The thought of food made me want to vomit. That would probably send the wrong message to my … hosts. “I’m not hungry.”

  “You need to eat,” Craig said. “You’re very pale, and your fur looks … uneven.”

  “It’s not fur,” I said. “It’s hair. It’s not uneven. Well, it is. It’s just bedhead, though.”

  “If you say so,” Sebastian said. He then mime coughed “freak” as he glanced over his shoulder.

  “Listen, thank you so much for your hospitality,” I said, “but I think I need to be on my way.”

  “Where are you going to go?” Sheila asked.

  “I don’t have any idea,” I said. “I just know there are no answers for me here.”

  “Are you expecting answers?” Craig asked. “You might find a whole lot more than answers if you go wandering around the woods without any idea where you’re heading.”

  I worried that was true. “I still think this is a dream,” I said. “If it is a dream, I’m obviously meant to work something out before the dream ends. I don’t think that something is here.”

  “Well, if you’re sure,” Sheila said. “Just keep in mind, you might not be able to find your way back.”

  “I guess that’s a chance I’ll have to take,” I said.

  After a few more minutes of arguing, Sheila and Craig bid me reluctant farewells while Sebastian growled occasional insults in my direction. I walked out of the cabin with nothing but the clothes on my back and fear weighing my shoulders down.

  This had to be a dream. There was no other explanation. What else could be going on here?

  I was halfway down the gravel walkway in front of the cabin when I heard the sound of heavy feet in the trees next to me. I jumped when a figure bolted through the underbrush, relief washing over me when I recognized a familiar silhouette. “Landon?”

  He swiveled quickly, his gaze landing on me. “Bay?”

  I threw myself into his arms, not caring in the least that I was dreaming. All I cared was that he hadn’t slipped out of bed and left me alone after all. He hadn’t abandoned me. “I’ve never been so happy to see someone in my entire life.”

  The road less traveled may be more exciting, but it’s also probably not paved. If it’s not paved, that means there are snakes. If there are snakes, they’re going to bite you. If you get bitten, you’re going to cry. If you cry, don’t come running to me. I can’t stand it when you cry. It gives me a headache.

  – Aunt Tillie’s Wonderful World of Stories to Make Little Girls Shut Up

  Three

  “What is going on here?”

  Landon moved to separate from me but I fought the effort and pulled him closer. “Not yet.”

  “N
ot yet what?” He wrapped his arms around me again, pulling me close and rubbing my back for a moment. “What’s wrong?”

  “I just … I had the strangest thing happen to me,” I murmured, burying my face in the hollow between Landon’s shoulder and neck.

  Landon ran his hand down the back of my head one more time and gave me a quick kiss on the forehead before forcing me far enough away that he could see my face. “You don’t know about weird.”

  “Really? I woke up in bed alone. I thought you’d left me there and gone to the inn to face off with Aunt Tillie on your own. I was really angry, by the way. Don’t ever do that.”

  Landon rolled his eyes. “First, I said I was going to wake you up,” he said. “I do what I say. I had every intention of waking you up. But I didn’t wake up in your bed either, in case you hadn’t noticed.”

  I worried my bottom lip with my teeth. “I know. It’s just that you’re always there when I wake up. You never leave without saying goodbye, even when you have to leave early for work. I thought … I don’t know what I thought.”

  “Really, you’re going to pick now to go all … girl … on me?” Landon’s face was unreadable.

  “I … .”

  “Good grief, Bay.” He cupped the back of my head and forced my blue eyes up to his. “I would never abandon you like that. Get some perspective. We’re in a very … freaky … place.”

  “I know you would never abandon me,” I said. Except he had once, I added, internally. He had walked away once.

  Landon narrowed his eyes, as if reading my mind. “I’ll never do it again. I was confused when you told me the truth about being a witch. I’d never even imagined anything like what I saw that day. I regretted it the second I did it.”

  “I know,” I said. “I didn’t say anything.”

  “I saw it in your face,” he said. “I can’t keep apologizing for what I did.”

  “I didn’t mean to bring that up now,” I said. “I have no idea why I did it. It just popped in my head. I’m sorry.”

  “Don’t be sorry,” Landon said. “We can talk about this if you want to. We just can’t talk about it now.”